Saturday, May 2, 2009

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synapses murder or what can cause Suez and cappuccinos III



Welcome back, dear reader. At the end of the bad reviews, there is now a double feature, chapter five and six at a price! Access!

Part I
Part III
Part II ; Part IV


title of the story:
tears of war

Authors: KyraKaiba and Haruki_Zorro

fandom: Inu-Yasha, One Piece, Yu-Gi-Oh!

The non-existing plot: flagship Sue Mayumi tried for obscure reasons, turn off the dictator Bruce Yutaka Ishimoto, of her friend, Sue Geek Ayaka imprisons. But she gets help from Lorenor Zorro, Inu-Yasha and Seto Kaiba, but it does not Suetypisch. Stu! Tatsuja may well happen again. The almost non-existent plot is only for matchmaking of the characters.

The anti-quality of the characters: Mayumi is a SuperSue, Zorro, a self-pitying crybaby, an Emo Seto, Inu-Yasha the beat of all Sidekick, Ayaka Sue a brand Nerd Yutaka Tatsuja ridiculous and unnecessary.

positive and negative:
+ grammar and spelling mostly very good
+ hardly synonyms for the protagonists
+ it attempts to explain the plot
- but this completely fails
- Sue is still having to endure than usual
- all characters are only seen yet on the name


Chapter 5: (. run of good taste was found in the cellars of the treehouse, investigation) The body

Cut: We will plagued with other teenage daily soap dramas of the protagonists: as Mayumi is suddenly very thick with Inu-Yasha, Zorro is raging with jealousy, Kaiba is unnerved, however, because no one loved him and devoted himself so completely to his notebook , which is made to him by Mayumi dispute. In this incredibly exciting conflict engages Zorro, and Mayumi türenknallend leaves the tree house. Womanizer! Seto reiterated that women are only good for the bed, and Zorro agrees. At night, surprised the hormone-ridden by a young armed with a laser gun assassin, the Sue-for-the-rescue with an arrow done, but her eyes appear it "unfathomable empty" ...

"YI", las Kaiba from the jacket of the man from "Mayumi, you know what that means?"
"Yutaka Ishimoto" (How to predict the kind and that Bruce Yutaka all its lackeys extra labeled) whispered, this almost inaudible, and then louder. "We need to get out of here, NOW!
Inu-Yasha, you and you have to Kaiba the east! Kaiba is the way through, no longer under the trees than we need others, (since he a) is not Tarzan and b) is likely to be high-fashion jacket constantly caught in some branches) so go before time "

Cut!: Sue sends out Inu and Setolein Zorro and asks to help her bury the corpse. Is there a more romantic atmosphere for a date?

"Zorro
...."" It's all right Mayumi, you do not come along. You just for the first time in your life someone killed (and he knows where ...?) , you feel ! You safe terrible " (Empathie! Zorro I also wonder how he will know the feeling, for he himself has never killed anyone - apart from Ryuma, but does not count that was finally dead from the start)
Then something happened that neither of the two had ever expected, Mayumi certainly not, but it was to hinbeugte to Zorro and kissed him fleetingly . (Yes, the Sue plays only the Emo! Sue to softie! Zorro tow.) "Watch yourself!"
with a whispered, they disappeared into the trees and was never seen again took Kaiba and Inu-Yasha soon (What a remarkable achievement, considering that the two are in front of an estimated two minutes first started walking.).

Cut: Zorro's last remaining brain cell is overloaded with the illogical logic of Sue.

thoughts about thoughts, which are piled up in his head to a shambles ( pictures say more than 1000 words ) and all because of a girl. No, it was Zorro, the aspiring sword fighter's never in his life (because so far had his crew made sure that he was not versuet) .

*
"Nett was here ...", it almost enthusiastic about Kaiba, when he and Inu-Yasha and Mayumis Ayakas entered house (while the sentence under the load of four to one after the other disturbing hnte,) he saw and all the technology that one immediately stabbed in the eye. (It this is the so-called AEAAAS, the anti-intruder-eye-Cutters-defense system.) "Can you now, like computers and bypass all this stuff, Mayumi" It seems
here yes But anyone thinking may be not so bad (even if it's not, unfortunately, I am) !, he thought approvingly (and with watery eyes in pain, so a device should also specify times).
"This is not mine ..." she stammered. Tears glistened in her eyes. ("I did confess, I stole it all!" But please tell the GEZ none of this! ")
If I had to think alike, something that a woman can not bring about (I bet 1ooo rubber dots on the pairing Ayaka / Seto) , he thought, glancing at the many new things that are scattered throughout the house. (Hui. time change. Unfortunately, women actually induced.)
"And? Whose is it? "Asked Kaiba it disinterested. (If it's not interested, why the hell with it then asks at all?)
"THAT'S YOU TO nothingness !!!", screamed Mayumi applied to him in the face. Then she ran to the door. (Did they ask the guys do not really help in saving Plo Ayakas ot ~?)

Cut: The Sue goes looking for Zorro. Inu-Yasha takes while the house under the microscope.

As he tampons, which he had naturally found in the bathroom trash can , (which incidentally would explain the pesky mood swings of Sue) began under the tap keep (Whaaaat Well ... at least he did not try to eat them: X) , Kaiba stopped completely unnerved him. (And he does weil. ..?)
Why, indeed unnerved? (Perhaps due to the fact of how this gag was listless and how humiliating his role in it? Or because he was stuck at all in this BF?)
Well, some silly but in fact all PCs backed up in this house, with password ... and in such a refined, that even he with the many technical tricks that he mastered it on the fly could not crack-frustrating! (1ooo.ooo rubber points out that the password is either "cappuccino", "synapses murder" or "celestial bed" is.)
Then were there now unnerved Kaiba, a suspicious Inu-Yasha, (a softened if ,) a troubled Mayumi and of course a completely disoriented Zorro (what else? be), who was hopelessly lost in the woods.
perfect criteria, the world and of course to save Ayaka (After all, the Geek Sue important than the planet, is so clear!). - of course, quite apart from the fact that (we still do not to know What exactly they will actually be saved, what do the so Sue and what they need for heroes of medieval, pirate era and modern times young again * headdesk * and) since her abduction three weeks have passed were. Ishimoto had her in this time can do to buy something else (such as your notebook, discuss with her about makeup and hair trends and marry her) . Of course, the heroes had no idea of it yet (, nor the fact that they were once again stalked by an authorial narrator).
What needs to change quickly, thought lost Mayumi
. (Oh, suddenly you want to tell you that what is going on? That was fast.)

When they finally tracked down Zorro well after midnight in the forest, they did not speak with him. (And as fast as she has changed her mind and again.)
She had been showing clear enough, what she felt now he had to take the next step (and panting down with a rose between her teeth before her kneel and worship them) ... if the at all for him was (because otherwise it would mean they grin with the Wado Ichi Monji mow down between the teeth and then go his way) ...
Sadly she lowered her gaze even further (which is why they saw the road directly in front of him and not cracked full swing against) and trudged sullenly (with a huge bump on the forehead) advance towards City.
you regret it again, thought Zorro, I can still see (because it is bold in its blue-purple now underway forehead) ... my face, they repented IT! And I thought ...
Zorro could not think over, (as he had for such a consideration already taken more than an hour, it was now time for the slow variety) he stood in front of you it strange -style house, Mayumis house. (How strange must look for a house to someone who is sprung from Oda's fantasy to shock yet?)

Cut: Kaiba wants answers, but Sue will prefer a shower (we finally have Priorities), it is then but still deign to bring us closer to the plot - or not, because ... CLIFF HANGER!




So, mid-term, short coffee break for you. As a tea drinker I use it sometimes makes sense to you on the now activated Journal of alexis_hiemis to point to the significant title Alexis Laberecke - From a Sue, who set out to be a character . The us all well-known BF-selling author Hunter processed here their traumas in a most interesting essays.

goes And on to Chapter 6, the words as "news" - lets hope so.



Chapter 6: News

In the castle of the dictator: (Guuuh. Doppelheaddesk fuera) the stupid location information and b) the ridiculously drawn-out would-be cliffhanger).
"Ayaka, Liiiiiiiiebes"
Like almost every morning stepped Yutaka Ishimoto greasy grinning the stuffy room. Despite efforts Ayakas were the leather sofas still there (Um - what did you just on leather sofas so completely seriously now: what you have on leather sofas?)

Cut: Sue-Gezicke

What is he doing now again for a crazy game, she wondered secretly (you will held captive for three weeks in a square room of a model-dictator, who you meet virtually any need, including notebook and asking the seriously Only now, what this is all about?) . Actually he was her nothing, after all, he was the one who was dependent on her (Because they had used common nails with making the last Tuesday of acetone-containing nail polish remover. Did he know how you could save the nails he needs it that is alive. Muhahaha!)
Without them he would never legally the power can get! (he has got her already! In addition, it is likely for him as a dictator but not be too difficult to arrange a marriage on paper!)
So why was he so sure she swayed to can? (he had heard some of Palmolive and repaired his nails again?)
Something was not there. (I think so since the beginning of the FF.)
being sneaky grin confirmed their suspicions.
(He did so as she saw the advertisement. A new plan. Buy!) Spent Ayaka had barely finished that thought (What the EGTL in this BF. Permanently stacked with their thoughts? Track, to end .. . Technically, these are namely only a short electrical impulse ...) Ishimoto already talked to them again:
"So quiet at once? Has it become clear about that I do not need you? (Ick have gemackt nämlick Weckselkurs one!) "
Ayaka tried to show no reaction and just browse through it (she saw it but incredibly stupid from * drool *) - she did not succeed completely. Her eyebrows twitched up (Well I for one have my facial muscles under control so far that I do not cringe constantly. Even if this trash is a tough test here.)
This can not possibly be. The other countries would never accept him, (if he bathed his hands in soap every night,) she thought he must be bluffing.
"What dream you at night? "she replied tartly. (Coincidentally, nightmares of green, glibbrigen jelly lumps? ")
" always just you, my angel! (And believe me, it's just as bad I know it.) "

Cut: More Sue-Gezicke messed up and thought forms.

"Does that mean, then, I am the first woman with a taste that you meet" with these negative words came Ayaka approached one of the large window. (Spring! Spring! Spring!)
The Anblik earth was much nicer!
She looked down at a beautiful garden of gigantic proportions. (Komisch. It Was not even in the penultimate chapter that the balcony with geranium boxes is set to full?)
In selecting the flowers had been spared nothing, even at first glance stood out some exotics. (I repeat! Geraniums)
liked it the best large shrub with beautiful blue roses in front of her window (cliche, you again have to do secure a lot in this BF, so I will! keep you. See you there!).

"A beautiful garden, is not it?" He asked, suddenly close to her.
Ayaka was taken aback ... where was the trail of slime that dripped from otherwise generally Ishimotos words? (sorry, but I've wiped up, so readers do not slip on it and push his head.)
"And the roses I planted extra for you, my sweet darling! (adjust to your new class color turquoise bedding, my Liiiiiiebes!) "
Oh! Since she was again. (sorry, but this Mucus is so terribly stubborn! * Scrubs * ) you his arm, pushed to the side, he had tried to place it and sat on one of the sofas. She looked coldly at him. (Oh, since we got him back: the freezing death of Sue-view)
"not sufficient for this farce you slow? (I am already.) We both know how you really are, so listen to me constantly zuzutexten with this garbage! Come finally to the point! "
" Everything after your will, my darling. "
She blinked at him angrily. (And the death of Sue-wink!)
"So really Ayaka. Are you so blind, or are you just pretending? Do you really the death of your father was the only one that could hurt thee? Think about it (and read me a list with the appropriate persons, darling) "
with his toothpaste smile, he left the room (as usual in the model cross-step with Hüftgewackel).
"psychopath!"
Ayaka was deathly pale.

*

Already it bubbled out of Kaiba (because we know him already from the Canon as unstoppable chatterbox) :
"Wiesindwirhierhergekommenwerbistduwirklichwaswirdhiergespieltwerhatdichbeauftragtunszuentführenwersind

deineKomplizenwasistdasüberhauptfüreinescheißbekackteWeltundwemzumTeufelgehörtdiese madness computer collection?" (Let it out, Seto scream your anger channeling small! ! your anger by vernacular Also you forgot to mention that you hate pink)
The young CEO took a breath and was about to speak - rather shouting - start, when he was suspended by Zorro was:
"May I ask something? (That is, if your Majesty Sue the excess permits.) "
" Yes, Zorro ... (an exception would I lend you my inferior creature Sueperfektes ear) , "said Mayumi, who was a torrent of words Kaibas more than annoyed.
"Where is the toilet?" (... for that I can not find a comment ...) Inu-Yasha
"toilet, which is the toilet?" To hear, (as it absolute rubbish was, as it both in the Middle Ages thud-and in Kagome given age Wasserspülungsklos had) showed Mayumi Zorro the way (as a simple "third door down the passage on the left" was not sufficient to Zorro FF-sense orientation) and had is really Back to return ; cknehmen not to pounce on him. Kaiba stared aghast behind the two. "You want drückn up just before my questions," he hissed then (, still hoarse from shouting,) and tried to stay calm.

Cut: More Sue-Gezicke.

"I thought you have to go to the bathroom?" Mayumi replied and carried him with a kick in the ass right into the bathroom (and through the closed door through) . With the words "Peace at last," she slammed the door behind him. But Kaiba they seemed to have heard: "Move your ass to come here! (sounds a hundred percent to Seto Kaiba.) I want a beer finally got my answers! (That's actually doing here. Eureka!) "
Before Mayumi could have started to say something, her ring is lit red (which here as the practical first is mentioned once. He's probably just grown out from the skin of Sue or so.).
"What the heck is going on? The signal to the world? (Or the introduction of self-destruction of the FF?) "asked Kaiba mocking hopeful.
Since a hologram appeared above the ring.
"Tatsuja", Mayumi gasped breathlessly. "Is there anything new?"
"What is that because a dude?" Asked Zorro, (which is straight from the bathroom back into the living room beamed had) he was obviously jealous.
The Holo-Tatsuja could be like this not to be impressed (eventually this was heavily armed, scary fighters for the last three weeks in he hands of Sue, ergo her humble servant). "You must come immediately to headquarters! We have important information! (Which I can tell you, of course, not here, because the line is monitored, but of course I can tell you in this way to send you the secret address.) "
" headquarters, how professional! " ,, Kaiba said ironically. (I have a new co-hunter oO)
The hologram turned on the ring and fix (Member) the three men (as a non-pirouette when dizzy when a fixed point fixed).
"The want to bring you not really?", It sounded almost accusatory from the hologram. ("The view does not yet even housebroken!")
"No," said Mayumi seconds with a quick glance at Zorro, (in fact she had concerns with him, because although it announced had to go to the bathroom, but she had never heard the toilet flush ...) "I would prefer it if we are disturbed,"
"Oho!" came it from the dirty grinning CEO. (No, seriously! Pan, the authors here just yourself)
Holo-Tatsuja shrugged his shoulders a little confused (Here's all so vague: "confused", "almost accusingly," " almost nice "- you decide, folks)..
"But right up on you, kid! There are now many bots (XD! Beware of web crawlers! You will get all of you and spamming!) on the move! "
Now Zorro had heard enough and disappeared inside hurt and upset, (Emo! Zorro) and yet outwardly unconcerned as ever (Wannabe-IC! Zorro) , without saying another word, in one of the bedrooms. (Actually, he had willed to the bathroom, but had no idea where it was again.)

Cut: Sue on breaks, without orders to the guys before, to stay in the house.

* Mayumi
now ran along the streets and looked at again and again rushed. She could not believe that in such a primitive trap was tapped. (Ahm. .. I do not know where this comes from selling, which he is or why the timeline has been broken here so cruel. But because the logic in that BF does not exist anyway, forget it.)

Driven by her curiosity
Mayumi hurried toward the headquarters of the rebels. (nice that it is their curiosity that drives them, and not the need the world or save the Geek! Sue.) not really pays attention to their surroundings. (because as already stated in Chapter 1 may not Sue scary look good, follow their thoughts and running at the same time.)
was with almost all her thoughts she with her friend. (The remaining 45% of them thought of freshly brewed cappuccino.) they earnestly hoped that she was well and Tatsuja had found out something.
was suddenly they are surprised. Where was she ended up here? (In the innermost circle of hell, I hope?)

"Fuck ...", it escaped her. (Vulgär! Sue)
Mayumi it could (namely their incredible stupidity) not believe themselves. She had been so absorbed in thought that she had not noticed where she was executed run (This is so stupid! If you want to go somewhere urgently, such as in a super-secret headquarters of the world to save, you can simply not be so stupid to get lost on the way to then complete!) . Any clue where they helped in searching, they looked at the surrounding buildings and the surrounding streets. Nothing seemed to her really familiar. In this neighborhood they had never been (because here there was neither trendy boutiques or a Starbucks) .

Cut: Because Sue is sinking steadily in mind, but unfortunately not to drown, she is unarmed and more as she hears still rattling dustbin lid, she gets it with fear. In an alley they found a wounded man, the Samaritan! Sue doctored. However, this was a totally elaborate trap, and Sue now has to run away from a "bot". This raises our heroes to save them, are angezickt Suetypisch for now. Inu-Yasha destroyed after all the "bots" will be Thanks to Sue from the beaten while Seto can go with a memory stick of the bots. Sue White suddenly back exactly where it is, and leads the others to headquarters.


"I thought you wanted to come alone?" Was the first thing she heard from Tatsuja when they entered the small cave in the catacombs (Oh, hello cliche! I knew we would meet us here again!)
Mayumi waved repellent by hand.
"Oh, that? They're like barnacles, there is nothing to be done. Note they did not! " (In the paragraph before that they are still considered the" trade secret weapon ", now they are back to Sue-worshipers been degraded ...)
"Exactly, just do it as Mayumi." Zorro said, grinning. ( It is therefore up to kiss first, then hit again and anzicken up constantly? Masochists! Zorro!) "She does not notice us even as our beloved Kaiba was so stupid to knock over a garbage can . AND ALSO DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU! (AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE a fighter! SUE! AND HOW do you get REALLY THE CAPSLOCK OUT AGAIN?) "
" That was intentional, "said Kaiba, as so often on his own self-confident. ("This is namely an additional hard Gag of the authors, that was not my fault!) But before he could explain this jay, fell Tatsuja him short.
"We have to do now really more important than us to talk about some garbage cans." He said annoyed. (Yes, we know that only good in the sixth chapter still do not know what's so goddamn important!)
It was the kind of dislike him!
He turned to Mayumi.
The spies have returned. It is not much, but at least we now know where Ayaka at the moment is. " (Wow, and for that you only needed three whole weeks! If you consider that all the lackeys Yutakas are labeled engraviert even be Skyomobil his initials, it must be incredibly hard to be lock detect.)
Mayumi opened his eyes wide open, they did not dare to interrupt him.
Someone else but it did: "Ayaka, wre or what is this?" Asked Inu-Yasha curious. ("what" does it very well.)
Mayumi rolled his eyes and heaved a long sigh. (as Sue she was a shame, such a banal to explain the facts.) Tatsuja Then at last began to tell. (wow! In the sixth chapter, we finally learn what all the junk here!)
"Ishimoto has been kidnapped her and brought her to her castle. He wants to get her to marry him. "It was obviously difficult to express in these words. "This was his legitimate rule and its unlimited possibilities." (To say it took me 15 seconds. So this time may indeed be impossible Sue branch off from making coffee, just about this whole post, the able to explain!)
"options? What do you mean? He can not now do everything that it is the point? "interjected Mayumi. (Mayumi? So my lady I can-and-white all-comes-and-pray-I-zero bearing on himself, but does so as if she were the last hope of the world. Well then good night.)
"Think about it," began Tatsuja, "the alliance between the continents meet together soon. They would lock up eien dictator like him, or even kill (because he abused commas. However, the alliance meets only every 1ooo Years, have in the meantime people are suffering just commas) . With Ayaka as a wife by his side, it would appear that simply had a seizure of power took place after the wedding. From her to him (because the Geek! Sue and her father were of course cuddle dictators who have done the best for their people, such as free coffee for all, or the national flag in Tü ; turquoise new design ) . Thus, it would all doors to the alliance members are open and he could try it for yourself to win, spionieren, intrigieren, oder zu nach härteren Mitteln greifen, um seinem Ziel näher zu kommen. Was das ist, solltest du eigentlich wissen. (Schön, dass es uns aber nicht mitgeteilt wird. Wir sind ja bloß die Leserschaft.) "

Cut: Sue weiß nicht mehr weiter. Kaiba macht den revolutionären Vorschlag, einfach die Hochzeit zu verhindern. Das passt aber Stu!Tatsuja nciht, da er die Angebetete natürlich selbst retten will.

Tja, und damit endet die FF. Die Autorinnen scheinen sich untereinander zerstritten zu haben oder so. Und so werden wir nun nie erfahren, worum zur Hölle it actually gin all the time g what the title should whether Sue and Zorro is still going to get you, and if the Geek! will succeed Sue, to soften Setos heart. Tragic.
I hope at least you still have a few functioning brain cells left.
* can * because a lot of cappuccino