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title of the story: I am a Shinigami get me out of here!
Author: Sasoja_Mitare
Fandom: Bleach

The incredibly boring and uneventful Plot: Chronic snoring nose Miu Aisaki from the third division is kidnapped by Gin to Hueco Mundo. Why, why, and why does not matter, after all, there are love interest!

The anti-quality of the characters: Miu Aisaki is as exciting as a glass of tepid tap water, and spends her time mostly to sleep and fainting. Grimmjow is mutated into a characterless plush kittens. Ulquiorra and Gin are completely OOC.

+: partially acceptable expression
+: Spelling by and large, in order
+ / -: The characters are so OOC that it is not in the least to the original recall
-: Confused rates
-: Kommataabszenz
-: repetitions
-: The Sueigkeit increased
-: CAPSLOCK!

Click here for Part I .



So, welcome to part two. We remember the last chapter concluded that the Sue fell asleep during it (again) its sword was taken off (again). What, how, where, why? SAIZEL!
Let's go.

But the chapter title is indescribable:

laugh, snort snort Dragonia GIVE HER!



"SAIZEL, YOU FUCKING BASTARD! WHERE IS MY SWORD MMEEIINN? "The Pink-haired she smiled only lüsternd.

Apparently, the loss of a Shinigami Zanpakutos with acute voice disorders. In addition, Szayel seems to mutate spontaneously to Nnoitra when he Sue "lüsternd" look ...

"first right down the hall and left and left again and dan dan you stand before their container. "
" Thanks. "Whoosh! She was gone.

Aahm what? This whole setup Oh-my-God-my-sword-is-away-from-it-was-crazy-Espada stolen, and he says it's nothing to me nothing, and she thanks you too?
Szayel explanation for all the rubbish is also very logical:

"It had ordered a few scratches and cracks ... and Aizen me that I should repair it again." ;

... yes, because Aizen is also responsible for the care of any sword running up / kidnapped Shinigami.

"Oh? And I am NOT INFORM YOU WERE RIGHT! "" I have a lot to do here. "

* headdesk *
All right. We have wasted half a chapter to the fact that Szayel has repaired its sword. Duuuh.
Grimmjow, who probably rumgestanden all the time stupid in the area, and Sue are on their way back.

"Grimmjow you know where the showers are here? I have sand everywhere on my body. "

Apparently Aizen can find room for Las Noches girl! Grimmjow and Laundry Service! Make Ulquiorra no cleaning lady, apparently because it Sandet inside this fort quite properly. "Thx for the bitter struggle."

no thanks, she sent him out and took off her clothes and jumped into the shower. (...) When she was done her a lot she had forgotten a towel!

Yeah, compulsory BATHROOM SCENE! : D
Also: Thx? Who talks like that?

"Grimmjow-san? (...) I can forget it quickly bring a towel? Would love real! "Soon after, a towel in from above. "Thank you" and she fastened the cloth around her torso and left.

* headdesk *
Sure, it runs like a woman only obenrum. Who cares what the predominantly male population of Las Noches, could see including her ex-commander, below? The main thing, above everything is beautifully packaged. Harribel is so a bitch.

"Grimmjo-wa?" A lot to the front and sat on Grimmjow. "Miu what are you doing?" She looked at him just in and you could see the redness did the competitors from both Renjis hair! "OH! SORRY, "she went down on him, and helped the blue shed.

result has jerk! Grimmjow so all the time on the floor located in front of the curtain, to, well to stretch. Yay! And of course, the poor guy to stand up alone because he needs help up to Sue.

The next morning Sue, the most in the aisles of a pack of unspecified Arrancar (Wrapped in a huge dust cloud, the theory of the missing cleaning woman is based) is almost run over pursuing Ulquiorra.

"Give me NOW!" In a flash, she was suddenly beside the Ulquiorra was still running.
He stopped and turned to the side to watch where his helmet was.
AEM? You is not missing a piece, "she plaperte and pointed to the lack of place where normal as something of a horn was. "Those over there have it removed when I was still asleep."

We remember it is the Yellow Flash of Konoha. * Headdesk *
And clearly, Ulquiorra, Espada number four, can be from any level without Arrancar maim in his sleep. (That cause the breaking of the mask in the Canon to the loss of his powers should we take time out from the outside.)
Sue! To the rescue takes on the prosecution of offenders, is among them Grimmjow - surprise!

"Grimmjow! THE DEVIL BRING THE THING SINCE HER AGAIN! "

Captain Capslock strikes again!

suddenly they were back in this hall, the blue tuft was tired and "I love you!" rang out and Miu was back on Grimmji-kun and took out the part. "You sit on me again ..." he whispered, and turned red ... it was infectious and she was.

punctuation is your friend!
to the "Grimmji-kun" I express myself now prefer the first place. And to that Miu Mary Sue is simply much faster times than one with Sonido Espada also. And the only one blushing: headdesk!

stood fast on it and went to the black-haired. "Just as we can get it turn back now? Oh I know with Reiatsu "

Ulquiorra is obviously a multiple personality. Reiatsu and that is the new super-glue, I'm new.

"So sitting shaking fits and has air."
"Thanks." Ulqui kun got out of himself he went up again.

Ulqui-kun ...? Gnaargh!
* headdesk * The
Sue grabs "her friend," Grimmjow and drags him to his room (I want to see how the most dangerous Sue 80 kilos live weight by simply rumschleppt above).

Once at the top pushed him on the couch. trembling "MM-Miu ..." his voice. "KK-Do not get too close! Otherwise-"" Or what? HM? "An evil smile on her lips.

For those with the fandom are not so familiar: this is Grimmjow :


Brutal, bloody and utterly fearless and suicidal.

He is not to be confused with Grimmji-kun :


Cute intimidate easily through Suez, kawaiiiii.

Following extraction by Sue (which due to lack of consent of his hand somehow limited to rape) and everything could be so beautiful, but DRAMA! Sue gets an attack and flees - what can it be?

Reiatsuschwall and he \u0026lt;3

It is the invasion of the Luv-Icons! Run for your lives!

"MM-Miu?" Grimmjow asked with a trembling voice as he ran Miu, and came into her room. "GO AWAY OTHERWISE YOU KILL ME" she screamed at full volume. Aizen came in and checked out the situation.

Checker! Aizen checked out the situation and from the evil of the stark Reiatsu Sue geowened course, absolutely. And Pussy! Grimmjow can bully from a small Sue. Everything, as always so.

He dragged her outside and suddenly came a huge surge Reiatsu the AIZEN even had to go to the knee.

Wow, even AIZEN! The measure of all things! Capslock ftw!

"Dragonia zanpakutō her," began Aizen has that too much because Reiatsu Aisaki-san has so much. The zanpakutō're done in my soul, so to speak, are a reflection of it. And she sometimes so nen right surge because it dams up in her body. "

This statement makes absolutely no sense at all and. But well, we know that Sue is special. What a surprise!

suddenly formed from Reiatsu to Miu's body dragon wings and a dragon tail with spikes at the end.

Hm, where I've only seen this before? Oh, and yes, it's just a one on one rip-off of Hitsugaya Toshirous Daiguren Hyorinmaru . How very clever.

The Sue sleep for a change, not one, but is unconscious. DRAMA! Later, Sue

wakes disoriented then on again, and found sleeping in a Grimmjow Chair in front.

"Nya sweet." She said, and went to him. "Kyu if I" she asked herself, and played with dan but one of its strands that hung down. "What are you doing?" The blue-haired man said quite tired. "OH. Excuse me! "Grinning, he stood up and labberte anything of her to come along.

I'd 'be happy even if Sue would paw me in my sleep, seriously.

"What have I missed?" Ulquiorra walked up to her and poked at her on the forehead. Suddenly a small dragon was there to see when they gave her a mirror. "Oh? What's that? "

A sticker? Yay, great children's party!
Unfortunately not, it's just a boring seal is to control their forces. Of course, Sue has one (although the only really have commanders and deputy commanders, it is nevertheless special), but she needs one for her sword (it is at least special). Here is yet tender
Rumgeknutsche with Grimmjow, then goes on to Sue usual agenda: Sleeping.

She went into her room and went to bed and dreamed of Grimmjow. But ...

dreams ...



"AAAA" Miu cried when she woke up after this dream.

had for exclamation point, unfortunately, not enough in the budget, the money was all spent already for the whole Capslock ...
The cliché Sue had a nightmare in which the entire Soul Society is flared.

"CERO" said a male voice and some red shot but the wall in front of Miu's nose. A Hollow stood before her and after she could no longer move. "Go away you stupid bastard," shouted someone. "Grimmjow!" Plärte the brown haired before he grabbed her and carried her away. "Nothing has happened to you, right?" He asked. "N-no nothing. But you! You're bleeding! "

Um, yes. In Las Noches run normally but not by Hollows turned around, but good. And that a normal Hollow Grimmjow brings to bleed - okay, it was flying no longer makes sense, here is something to look moderate in character ...

A stone at Aisakis forehead ... she was powerless and could only see the Grimmjow some shouted.

Toll, which Sue can knock out the one about a pebble. And apparently it is so special that they can hear with their eyes!

"Hatatata." She sat up and saw that she was in the hospital.

Hata-what? Is it a machine gun? The
Sue leave in any case the hospital and spotted Ulquiorra.

He stopped turned and opened his eyes. "Ulqui" but they bagann Ulqui-kun she interrupted: "Please, so wear something first," Oh shit! She noticed only now that she was naked.

Sure, that is one not to, no. Sue flees the room, runs what and swears to never do it again. We thank her for that.

The next day, but DRAMA! "I-what" out of order:

Since it was smooth so'n huge screen on a video where she and the blue-haired man could be seen before they had the Reiatsuschwall!

We remember the near-rape by Grimmjows Miu.

Da hundreds of men and women and whistle, whisper and oh what she knows everything!

hundreds of men and women? Where they come from only all? Aizen Throw the very large Hueco Mundo Fiesta?
porn! Gin appears (as it always manipulates the surveillance tapes, is difficult to assume that just because he fucked Sue. Way to go, gin!) And commends the Sue for their superior performance.

Help! A Sue! A dragon!

Nya yesterday the video was shown ... full of shame, she turned around again in bed. Get up again ... hell .. to hell did not want them.

Ah, I see a structure in this fan fiction! Do you see this subtle allusion to the beginning of the prologue? Because where Sue did not want to get up? What an elegant bridge!
The
Sue philosophize about the oh so sweet and oh so bad Grimmjow Aizen, Ulquiorra as knocks and picks them up.

"You need have no fear." "I? Fear? How do you get to it, "she answered him. "I can feel it in your Reiatsu." Well, they already had somewhere afraid, afraid of what? Before Aizen? Gin? Grimmjow?

Before the acute obsessive-Capslock seizures now and then they came over? No, seriously, who would have before because Fluffy! Pussycat! Grimmjow Fear?

you broke down and cried, the soul from the body.

No, you have to read a Cut. After Sue in the first paragraph has been previously pointed out that they even afraid, and then had to think, what are in fact, it has just a sudden Heulanfall. Beautiful.

Ulqui knelt before her. She looked into his eyes and walked on. This hall ... a fate point in their lives. And before it was Aizen.

Ulquiorra kneels, she lies on broken the ground, and they continue. Why walk when you can crawl? And Aizen seems to have put his throne (perhaps for a cleaning lady?) Where he now must stand.

"What do you want?" She asked, trembling. "Grimmjow ... he's dead"
She looked at him with wide eyes and broke both seal.

DRAMA! 111einself! Grimmji-Kitty was put to sleep!

"YOU SILLY BASTARD! HE WAS THERE I needed! WHY DID YOU GET THE ALLOWED?

WUAAAH, INVASION OF THE CAPSLOCK!

"Miu! Calm down! That was just a test! "Came out of Aizen. "Bankai!" She said, and purple Reiatsu they circled.
you got dragon wings and a dragon tail, and two swords, each with two purple ribbons to the one and two white bands on the other sword.

Sure, Sue dominated as 0815-Shinigami Bankai. This is yet to totally steal at Hitsugaya.

"I will kill you all." said it dry and her eyes were like ice. Never in my life she would have thought to see that anyone would be her Bankai.

Such power-ups are only for himself is not even as if one would use in the fight ... Before
Hitsugaya Aizen can kill Sue, this conjures up something from the air :

you stops suddenly in front of her was Grimmjow! She tore his eyes again.

Consequently, it is all the time with closed eyes ran around. They probably would have taken Aizen then any column beheaded, who knows. Anyway, now all is well again, hug, joy peace pancakes. Oh, how beautiful this is.

nanny! Grimmjow will then bring the Sue (again) to bed, but he "drags in". What sounds more like rape, according to narrator, "a beautiful night." Well, all a matter of perspective.

And that is first concluded. More on Mius sleep habits, their obligatory traumatic past and her complicated relationship with a characterless Pussycat's the next part. Until then ~