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title of the story: I am a Shinigami get me out of here!
Author: Sasoja_Mitare
Fandom: Bleach

The incredibly boring and uneventful Plot: Chronic snoring nose Miu Aisaki from the third division is kidnapped by Gin to Hueco Mundo. Why is not important, after all, there are Love Interests in abundance! And beds!

The anti-quality of the characters: Miu Aisaki is as exciting as a glass of warm tap water. Gin, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are absolutely and completely out of character. Aizen is stereotypically off lightly.

+: partially acceptable expression
+: The Sueigkeit is bearable
+ / -: The characters are so OOC that it is not in the least to the original recall
-: Confused rates
-: Kommataabszenz
-: repetitions

"They came in a huge room where many people were standing. ! Most larger than she, and all Maenlich "

Je vous présente : La Sue!


Compulsory Exterior: Her blonde streak on one side and the blonde / purple / blonde streak on the other side, they can stand out in the crowd.
Mandatory popularity: (...) and her friends Kira, Gin, Toushiro, Ichigo, and later as Grimmjow Ulquiorra love some of them about everything.
can ask about their weight they can not otherwise be a cut in your chest: Final warning.
Got it? Let's roll!

The Day in Miu's life should change

It is early, too early, thought Miu had gone through the whole night. Er, why does he? It went through her mind she and the others knew the departed yesterday three people in Seireitei. Three captains and the three, was gin, her Taicho. Why him? Why get up so early?

being said that Mius sound idea as a jumping record, and the commas are conspicuous by their absence - it is not nice human that they have to get up early-equates with treason three commanders? That makes me almost sympathetic to Sue!

The mood was very depressed, was still works at Kira. "Well," she asked, "Did you give me some work left over?" Joked around. "Haha. Of course, I'm it! How could you forget the "replied Kira.

Aaw, Kira is at work. Handyman! Kira is indeed us all familiar from the original as a cheerful wood carver. And when you consider that it has been recognized for less than 24 hours, his direct supervisor as a traitor and tried to kill before Kira's childhood friend is the Young indeed very tidy and cheerful.

home. She was deheim. Bed, her bed. The bed has given her the gin save the life of him.

No, you missed no cut. What was going on directly after such an incident in the division is indeed important. Much more important is that the poor Sue back to bed can! And it is very nice by the way are scattered, that the oh-so-great Sue! Saved to-the-rescue Gin times the life. And hey, there was even a bed for them!

time warp of three months: Chronic-Fatigue-Sue is looking forward to another hard day's work on her bed and sleeps with one leg is already in there. Middle of the night she almost falls out (must be a bunk bed futon) because ...

BOOM! (...) Because it suggests smooth one in the middle of the night the door! "WHAT A Spako are you?" Cried the Aisaki "I faith," "Miu-chan, I need you with me. I need entertainment. Are you coming? Aizen has created a template like your skills. So he though I get up to him. "

Wow - three sets and three reasons! I also wonder what is in a schnarchnasigen Sue so entertaining. And how Aizen wants to use extreme tiredness as a weapon is beyond even my imagination ...
The mysterious intruder can teleport apparently, for Miu suddenly finds himself in a white room again - thank God with a bed, so she immediately falls in Scheme F:

Tired infinitely more tired the girl in bed asleep (...) .

VOLTAGE!

Next day, new people and gin

The Sue wakes up in unknown space, but not alone!

"Where am I?" She asked the blue-haired boys, although one boy could no longer say. "That you will come immediately explains everything, but now." Said the major. She quickly got up, the curiosity of what would be expected to read what her stupid comment she had forgotten in the head.

Eh, yes, you can not say more young and yet she does it. * Headdesk * And I'm glad that she has forgotten her "stupid comment in the head," I will rather not know.

Drawn, washed, teeth brushed and departed.

Sure, she has no idea where she is, and boy-boy-of-no-more-is it seems in a hurry, but for hygiene is time. Moreover, it was about naked all the time? Huh?

They came in a huge room where there were many people. Most larger than she, and all Maenlich! "Damn it" thought Miu "where I only got there?"

ZOMG THEY ARE ALL MEN! 11one eleven!! (Also Halibel ! That is all silicone!)

The crested blue and had a smaller person, the green stripes under his eyes, that it looked almost like tears.

art piece that you Grimmjow noticed, after all, it is him all the way to the hall ran after . Guuh. The Chipmunk Ulquiorra are of course on the Possible-Love-Interest-meter high scale.

"Welcome Aisaki-san, you know me or you?" She looked up and what or whom they saw? Aizen! And two figures and one of them was ... "GIN Taicho
!!!!" She was just crying in front of the silver-haired since joined them in his arms. did (refuse this and then deep place in a nuclear waste repository to get rid of it sealed Sue.)

Who is the third person is obviously not matter. Toll is also that she has her kidnappers the day before ... and probably not actually recognized that even though they are soooo good friends, yes. * Headdesk *
Aizen presented his "dear friends" the Sue as the newest member of the association.

"UN MOMENTO! I did not want to come with us! WHY HAS NO ONE ASKED ME! I AM ALSO STILL HERE! "

capslock ftw! Sue can even English, yay! And we do of course with this adult response to a kidnapping and false imprisonment completely likeable. Moreover, Gin, in whose arms she is still trapped, probably just burst the eardrum.
Aizen makes such a insolence thankfully not sit up and pwnt Sue with his Reiatsu.

"Well, then. Grimmjow will accompany you and bring to your room, there is some food provided. Until then! "So the district, THAT was the worst case scenario!

The worst case scenario is that it gets assigned a personal maid? Problems, the people ...

Some courses they had been running behind him and still no word. "I'm Grimmjow. And you? "He began.

The logical connection between sentences 1 and 2 ... is not existent. Of which, of course, except IC-gloss appearance since Grimmjows.

"Miu Miu ... Aisaki." "Aha. * Cough * Nice to meet you. "" II-I also. "She replied. Back at her room before he told something about Las Noches and disappeared.

"Aha cough asterisk asterisk nice to meet you." - Who welcomes new people today is not so? ! And what a guide told her Grimmjow is also not important, important is only that:

"Actually, he is very cute ... but maybe I know him still nic. Higher? What is that? "Wondered Miu and lifted the book to lay on the ground.

clear Yes, you are taken away from his world, humiliated by ominous traitors, but one with no thought of escape but rather longs after any type.
As the book did herteleportiert is clear by the note it, because it's Miu-Sue-chan's diary that Shiner Gin has just taken time out of the Soul Society because he wanted there as a traitor simply times can march in and out.

Dragonia, Ulquiorra and co.

How could she survive that?

a traces), to avoid being killed
b) eat
c)
breathe and not to forget ...

d sleep)!

"HE! MIU! MIIIIIUUUU! Open the door here is someone for you! "It was Grimmjow ..." Grimmjow ... "she thought.

nice that they have the times noted, otherwise the reader confused. ! And as maid Grimmjow is so dear, he has also brought her a special treat - a Ulquiorra!

"Good morning. I have washed your Shinigamikleidung. "Said the slightly smaller man

* snort snort *


addition to maid! Grimmjow also a Laundry Service! Ulquiorra? All right.

"Ky? Holy shit! WHO GOT ME THE CLOTHES THAT ENOUGH? WHO WAS THE HELL FOR? "

for yourself. Last chapter. My goodness, how can you please dress while not realize that it is something completely different than usual? * Headdesk *

"Ne was Harribel. (But Halibel but is also a man, as we know since last chapter!) And Besides others see ... well from it. "Grimmi admitted comment. "WA?" She ran to the mirror that hung in her room and looked at himself. A pair of pants about it like a coat and had a T-shirt
with cutout.

Grimmjow known to spread like compliments. And nice that Miu with a pair of pants as a jacket over a t-shirt with cut-out. This must be the new Hueco Mundo his fall collection!
After Madame has complained about the color follows a confused paragraph, with a few quotes certainly would not hurt:

"You get back your zanpakutō now. Exactly! Where was your sword? "I come with aufallefälle." To be done again in the hall and behind it one of the men and Grimmjow.

The Sue has not only failed to notice that she wears very different things, but not that it lacks the weapon. Of course, if you were kidnapped and wakes up in an unknown area, where everyone is armed, do not you check yourself if you still has his sword ...

Aizen throws back her sword and she presents her two baby sitters.

A final you can go from Aizen and Ulquiorra and Grimmjow dragged them somewhere.

Unfortunately the two do not take somewhere in the desert, but
them with a training session. (Ulquiorra and Grimmjow are also so close friends.) This keeps the delicate Sue not natural, and works together.

"MIU" She was only with the Grimmjow in his arms and carried her down to dan and put them to sleep quickly.

Um clear. She gets "only" that she falls asleep (again). Voltage!

you woke up and shock! How long had she slept? "
Kyu ... that dream ... and I and Grimmjow ... ('ne flower meadow, five happy children, a unicorn and a rainbow ~!) knocking "knock. "Hoe? Herrein. "

An ominous woman gives birth to something that looks like a piece of paper! What can it be? A note about ...?

you let him jump out of bed and ran as the yellow flash of Konoha (* headdesk *) down the hallway into the room where they all stood and watched. "WHERE IS Dragonia" she screamed and jumped up to Aizen but before they are put Ulquiorra. Aizen smiled and told her where her sword, forgot how they went there to where it was. Grimmjow accompanied her. "SAIZEL"

Okay ... who by looking at the tangled mess still, respect. Like a gassing can run, however, and as irreverent, this comparison is, why it decreases their sword first, then return, and then decreases again, maybe you learn in the next part ~