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title of the story: I am a Shinigami get me out of here!
Author: Sasoja_Mitare
Fandom: Bleach

The incredibly boring and uneventful Plot: Chronic snoring nose Miu Aisaki from the third division is kidnapped by Gin to Hueco Mundo. Why, why, and why does not matter, after all, there are love interest!

The anti-quality of the characters: Miu Aisaki is as exciting as a glass of tepid tap water, and spends her time mostly to sleep and fainting. Grimmjow is mutated into a characterless plush kittens. Ulquiorra and Gin are completely OOC.

+: partially acceptable expression
+: Spelling by and large, in order
+ / -: The characters are so OOC that it is not in the least to the original recall
-: Confused rates
-: Kommataabszenz
-: repetitions
-: The Sueigkeit increased
-: CAPSLOCK!

Click here for Part I .



So, welcome to part two. We remember the last chapter concluded that the Sue fell asleep during it (again) its sword was taken off (again). What, how, where, why? SAIZEL!
Let's go.

But the chapter title is indescribable:

laugh, snort snort Dragonia GIVE HER!



"SAIZEL, YOU FUCKING BASTARD! WHERE IS MY SWORD MMEEIINN? "The Pink-haired she smiled only lüsternd.

Apparently, the loss of a Shinigami Zanpakutos with acute voice disorders. In addition, Szayel seems to mutate spontaneously to Nnoitra when he Sue "lüsternd" look ...

"first right down the hall and left and left again and dan dan you stand before their container. "
" Thanks. "Whoosh! She was gone.

Aahm what? This whole setup Oh-my-God-my-sword-is-away-from-it-was-crazy-Espada stolen, and he says it's nothing to me nothing, and she thanks you too?
Szayel explanation for all the rubbish is also very logical:

"It had ordered a few scratches and cracks ... and Aizen me that I should repair it again." ;

... yes, because Aizen is also responsible for the care of any sword running up / kidnapped Shinigami.

"Oh? And I am NOT INFORM YOU WERE RIGHT! "" I have a lot to do here. "

* headdesk *
All right. We have wasted half a chapter to the fact that Szayel has repaired its sword. Duuuh.
Grimmjow, who probably rumgestanden all the time stupid in the area, and Sue are on their way back.

"Grimmjow you know where the showers are here? I have sand everywhere on my body. "

Apparently Aizen can find room for Las Noches girl! Grimmjow and Laundry Service! Make Ulquiorra no cleaning lady, apparently because it Sandet inside this fort quite properly. "Thx for the bitter struggle."

no thanks, she sent him out and took off her clothes and jumped into the shower. (...) When she was done her a lot she had forgotten a towel!

Yeah, compulsory BATHROOM SCENE! : D
Also: Thx? Who talks like that?

"Grimmjow-san? (...) I can forget it quickly bring a towel? Would love real! "Soon after, a towel in from above. "Thank you" and she fastened the cloth around her torso and left.

* headdesk *
Sure, it runs like a woman only obenrum. Who cares what the predominantly male population of Las Noches, could see including her ex-commander, below? The main thing, above everything is beautifully packaged. Harribel is so a bitch.

"Grimmjo-wa?" A lot to the front and sat on Grimmjow. "Miu what are you doing?" She looked at him just in and you could see the redness did the competitors from both Renjis hair! "OH! SORRY, "she went down on him, and helped the blue shed.

result has jerk! Grimmjow so all the time on the floor located in front of the curtain, to, well to stretch. Yay! And of course, the poor guy to stand up alone because he needs help up to Sue.

The next morning Sue, the most in the aisles of a pack of unspecified Arrancar (Wrapped in a huge dust cloud, the theory of the missing cleaning woman is based) is almost run over pursuing Ulquiorra.

"Give me NOW!" In a flash, she was suddenly beside the Ulquiorra was still running.
He stopped and turned to the side to watch where his helmet was.
AEM? You is not missing a piece, "she plaperte and pointed to the lack of place where normal as something of a horn was. "Those over there have it removed when I was still asleep."

We remember it is the Yellow Flash of Konoha. * Headdesk *
And clearly, Ulquiorra, Espada number four, can be from any level without Arrancar maim in his sleep. (That cause the breaking of the mask in the Canon to the loss of his powers should we take time out from the outside.)
Sue! To the rescue takes on the prosecution of offenders, is among them Grimmjow - surprise!

"Grimmjow! THE DEVIL BRING THE THING SINCE HER AGAIN! "

Captain Capslock strikes again!

suddenly they were back in this hall, the blue tuft was tired and "I love you!" rang out and Miu was back on Grimmji-kun and took out the part. "You sit on me again ..." he whispered, and turned red ... it was infectious and she was.

punctuation is your friend!
to the "Grimmji-kun" I express myself now prefer the first place. And to that Miu Mary Sue is simply much faster times than one with Sonido Espada also. And the only one blushing: headdesk!

stood fast on it and went to the black-haired. "Just as we can get it turn back now? Oh I know with Reiatsu "

Ulquiorra is obviously a multiple personality. Reiatsu and that is the new super-glue, I'm new.

"So sitting shaking fits and has air."
"Thanks." Ulqui kun got out of himself he went up again.

Ulqui-kun ...? Gnaargh!
* headdesk * The
Sue grabs "her friend," Grimmjow and drags him to his room (I want to see how the most dangerous Sue 80 kilos live weight by simply rumschleppt above).

Once at the top pushed him on the couch. trembling "MM-Miu ..." his voice. "KK-Do not get too close! Otherwise-"" Or what? HM? "An evil smile on her lips.

For those with the fandom are not so familiar: this is Grimmjow :


Brutal, bloody and utterly fearless and suicidal.

He is not to be confused with Grimmji-kun :


Cute intimidate easily through Suez, kawaiiiii.

Following extraction by Sue (which due to lack of consent of his hand somehow limited to rape) and everything could be so beautiful, but DRAMA! Sue gets an attack and flees - what can it be?

Reiatsuschwall and he \u0026lt;3

It is the invasion of the Luv-Icons! Run for your lives!

"MM-Miu?" Grimmjow asked with a trembling voice as he ran Miu, and came into her room. "GO AWAY OTHERWISE YOU KILL ME" she screamed at full volume. Aizen came in and checked out the situation.

Checker! Aizen checked out the situation and from the evil of the stark Reiatsu Sue geowened course, absolutely. And Pussy! Grimmjow can bully from a small Sue. Everything, as always so.

He dragged her outside and suddenly came a huge surge Reiatsu the AIZEN even had to go to the knee.

Wow, even AIZEN! The measure of all things! Capslock ftw!

"Dragonia zanpakutō her," began Aizen has that too much because Reiatsu Aisaki-san has so much. The zanpakutō're done in my soul, so to speak, are a reflection of it. And she sometimes so nen right surge because it dams up in her body. "

This statement makes absolutely no sense at all and. But well, we know that Sue is special. What a surprise!

suddenly formed from Reiatsu to Miu's body dragon wings and a dragon tail with spikes at the end.

Hm, where I've only seen this before? Oh, and yes, it's just a one on one rip-off of Hitsugaya Toshirous Daiguren Hyorinmaru . How very clever.

The Sue sleep for a change, not one, but is unconscious. DRAMA! Later, Sue

wakes disoriented then on again, and found sleeping in a Grimmjow Chair in front.

"Nya sweet." She said, and went to him. "Kyu if I" she asked herself, and played with dan but one of its strands that hung down. "What are you doing?" The blue-haired man said quite tired. "OH. Excuse me! "Grinning, he stood up and labberte anything of her to come along.

I'd 'be happy even if Sue would paw me in my sleep, seriously.

"What have I missed?" Ulquiorra walked up to her and poked at her on the forehead. Suddenly a small dragon was there to see when they gave her a mirror. "Oh? What's that? "

A sticker? Yay, great children's party!
Unfortunately not, it's just a boring seal is to control their forces. Of course, Sue has one (although the only really have commanders and deputy commanders, it is nevertheless special), but she needs one for her sword (it is at least special). Here is yet tender
Rumgeknutsche with Grimmjow, then goes on to Sue usual agenda: Sleeping.

She went into her room and went to bed and dreamed of Grimmjow. But ...

dreams ...



"AAAA" Miu cried when she woke up after this dream.

had for exclamation point, unfortunately, not enough in the budget, the money was all spent already for the whole Capslock ...
The cliché Sue had a nightmare in which the entire Soul Society is flared.

"CERO" said a male voice and some red shot but the wall in front of Miu's nose. A Hollow stood before her and after she could no longer move. "Go away you stupid bastard," shouted someone. "Grimmjow!" Plärte the brown haired before he grabbed her and carried her away. "Nothing has happened to you, right?" He asked. "N-no nothing. But you! You're bleeding! "

Um, yes. In Las Noches run normally but not by Hollows turned around, but good. And that a normal Hollow Grimmjow brings to bleed - okay, it was flying no longer makes sense, here is something to look moderate in character ...

A stone at Aisakis forehead ... she was powerless and could only see the Grimmjow some shouted.

Toll, which Sue can knock out the one about a pebble. And apparently it is so special that they can hear with their eyes!

"Hatatata." She sat up and saw that she was in the hospital.

Hata-what? Is it a machine gun? The
Sue leave in any case the hospital and spotted Ulquiorra.

He stopped turned and opened his eyes. "Ulqui" but they bagann Ulqui-kun she interrupted: "Please, so wear something first," Oh shit! She noticed only now that she was naked.

Sure, that is one not to, no. Sue flees the room, runs what and swears to never do it again. We thank her for that.

The next day, but DRAMA! "I-what" out of order:

Since it was smooth so'n huge screen on a video where she and the blue-haired man could be seen before they had the Reiatsuschwall!

We remember the near-rape by Grimmjows Miu.

Da hundreds of men and women and whistle, whisper and oh what she knows everything!

hundreds of men and women? Where they come from only all? Aizen Throw the very large Hueco Mundo Fiesta?
porn! Gin appears (as it always manipulates the surveillance tapes, is difficult to assume that just because he fucked Sue. Way to go, gin!) And commends the Sue for their superior performance.

Help! A Sue! A dragon!

Nya yesterday the video was shown ... full of shame, she turned around again in bed. Get up again ... hell .. to hell did not want them.

Ah, I see a structure in this fan fiction! Do you see this subtle allusion to the beginning of the prologue? Because where Sue did not want to get up? What an elegant bridge!
The
Sue philosophize about the oh so sweet and oh so bad Grimmjow Aizen, Ulquiorra as knocks and picks them up.

"You need have no fear." "I? Fear? How do you get to it, "she answered him. "I can feel it in your Reiatsu." Well, they already had somewhere afraid, afraid of what? Before Aizen? Gin? Grimmjow?

Before the acute obsessive-Capslock seizures now and then they came over? No, seriously, who would have before because Fluffy! Pussycat! Grimmjow Fear?

you broke down and cried, the soul from the body.

No, you have to read a Cut. After Sue in the first paragraph has been previously pointed out that they even afraid, and then had to think, what are in fact, it has just a sudden Heulanfall. Beautiful.

Ulqui knelt before her. She looked into his eyes and walked on. This hall ... a fate point in their lives. And before it was Aizen.

Ulquiorra kneels, she lies on broken the ground, and they continue. Why walk when you can crawl? And Aizen seems to have put his throne (perhaps for a cleaning lady?) Where he now must stand.

"What do you want?" She asked, trembling. "Grimmjow ... he's dead"
She looked at him with wide eyes and broke both seal.

DRAMA! 111einself! Grimmji-Kitty was put to sleep!

"YOU SILLY BASTARD! HE WAS THERE I needed! WHY DID YOU GET THE ALLOWED?

WUAAAH, INVASION OF THE CAPSLOCK!

"Miu! Calm down! That was just a test! "Came out of Aizen. "Bankai!" She said, and purple Reiatsu they circled.
you got dragon wings and a dragon tail, and two swords, each with two purple ribbons to the one and two white bands on the other sword.

Sure, Sue dominated as 0815-Shinigami Bankai. This is yet to totally steal at Hitsugaya.

"I will kill you all." said it dry and her eyes were like ice. Never in my life she would have thought to see that anyone would be her Bankai.

Such power-ups are only for himself is not even as if one would use in the fight ... Before
Hitsugaya Aizen can kill Sue, this conjures up something from the air :

you stops suddenly in front of her was Grimmjow! She tore his eyes again.

Consequently, it is all the time with closed eyes ran around. They probably would have taken Aizen then any column beheaded, who knows. Anyway, now all is well again, hug, joy peace pancakes. Oh, how beautiful this is.

nanny! Grimmjow will then bring the Sue (again) to bed, but he "drags in". What sounds more like rape, according to narrator, "a beautiful night." Well, all a matter of perspective.

And that is first concluded. More on Mius sleep habits, their obligatory traumatic past and her complicated relationship with a characterless Pussycat's the next part. Until then ~

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From beds and trivia

title of the story: I am a Shinigami get me out of here!
Author: Sasoja_Mitare
Fandom: Bleach

The incredibly boring and uneventful Plot: Chronic snoring nose Miu Aisaki from the third division is kidnapped by Gin to Hueco Mundo. Why is not important, after all, there are Love Interests in abundance! And beds!

The anti-quality of the characters: Miu Aisaki is as exciting as a glass of warm tap water. Gin, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are absolutely and completely out of character. Aizen is stereotypically off lightly.

+: partially acceptable expression
+: The Sueigkeit is bearable
+ / -: The characters are so OOC that it is not in the least to the original recall
-: Confused rates
-: Kommataabszenz
-: repetitions

"They came in a huge room where many people were standing. ! Most larger than she, and all Maenlich "

Je vous présente : La Sue!


Compulsory Exterior: Her blonde streak on one side and the blonde / purple / blonde streak on the other side, they can stand out in the crowd.
Mandatory popularity: (...) and her friends Kira, Gin, Toushiro, Ichigo, and later as Grimmjow Ulquiorra love some of them about everything.
can ask about their weight they can not otherwise be a cut in your chest: Final warning.
Got it? Let's roll!

The Day in Miu's life should change

It is early, too early, thought Miu had gone through the whole night. Er, why does he? It went through her mind she and the others knew the departed yesterday three people in Seireitei. Three captains and the three, was gin, her Taicho. Why him? Why get up so early?

being said that Mius sound idea as a jumping record, and the commas are conspicuous by their absence - it is not nice human that they have to get up early-equates with treason three commanders? That makes me almost sympathetic to Sue!

The mood was very depressed, was still works at Kira. "Well," she asked, "Did you give me some work left over?" Joked around. "Haha. Of course, I'm it! How could you forget the "replied Kira.

Aaw, Kira is at work. Handyman! Kira is indeed us all familiar from the original as a cheerful wood carver. And when you consider that it has been recognized for less than 24 hours, his direct supervisor as a traitor and tried to kill before Kira's childhood friend is the Young indeed very tidy and cheerful.

home. She was deheim. Bed, her bed. The bed has given her the gin save the life of him.

No, you missed no cut. What was going on directly after such an incident in the division is indeed important. Much more important is that the poor Sue back to bed can! And it is very nice by the way are scattered, that the oh-so-great Sue! Saved to-the-rescue Gin times the life. And hey, there was even a bed for them!

time warp of three months: Chronic-Fatigue-Sue is looking forward to another hard day's work on her bed and sleeps with one leg is already in there. Middle of the night she almost falls out (must be a bunk bed futon) because ...

BOOM! (...) Because it suggests smooth one in the middle of the night the door! "WHAT A Spako are you?" Cried the Aisaki "I faith," "Miu-chan, I need you with me. I need entertainment. Are you coming? Aizen has created a template like your skills. So he though I get up to him. "

Wow - three sets and three reasons! I also wonder what is in a schnarchnasigen Sue so entertaining. And how Aizen wants to use extreme tiredness as a weapon is beyond even my imagination ...
The mysterious intruder can teleport apparently, for Miu suddenly finds himself in a white room again - thank God with a bed, so she immediately falls in Scheme F:

Tired infinitely more tired the girl in bed asleep (...) .

VOLTAGE!

Next day, new people and gin

The Sue wakes up in unknown space, but not alone!

"Where am I?" She asked the blue-haired boys, although one boy could no longer say. "That you will come immediately explains everything, but now." Said the major. She quickly got up, the curiosity of what would be expected to read what her stupid comment she had forgotten in the head.

Eh, yes, you can not say more young and yet she does it. * Headdesk * And I'm glad that she has forgotten her "stupid comment in the head," I will rather not know.

Drawn, washed, teeth brushed and departed.

Sure, she has no idea where she is, and boy-boy-of-no-more-is it seems in a hurry, but for hygiene is time. Moreover, it was about naked all the time? Huh?

They came in a huge room where there were many people. Most larger than she, and all Maenlich! "Damn it" thought Miu "where I only got there?"

ZOMG THEY ARE ALL MEN! 11one eleven!! (Also Halibel ! That is all silicone!)

The crested blue and had a smaller person, the green stripes under his eyes, that it looked almost like tears.

art piece that you Grimmjow noticed, after all, it is him all the way to the hall ran after . Guuh. The Chipmunk Ulquiorra are of course on the Possible-Love-Interest-meter high scale.

"Welcome Aisaki-san, you know me or you?" She looked up and what or whom they saw? Aizen! And two figures and one of them was ... "GIN Taicho
!!!!" She was just crying in front of the silver-haired since joined them in his arms. did (refuse this and then deep place in a nuclear waste repository to get rid of it sealed Sue.)

Who is the third person is obviously not matter. Toll is also that she has her kidnappers the day before ... and probably not actually recognized that even though they are soooo good friends, yes. * Headdesk *
Aizen presented his "dear friends" the Sue as the newest member of the association.

"UN MOMENTO! I did not want to come with us! WHY HAS NO ONE ASKED ME! I AM ALSO STILL HERE! "

capslock ftw! Sue can even English, yay! And we do of course with this adult response to a kidnapping and false imprisonment completely likeable. Moreover, Gin, in whose arms she is still trapped, probably just burst the eardrum.
Aizen makes such a insolence thankfully not sit up and pwnt Sue with his Reiatsu.

"Well, then. Grimmjow will accompany you and bring to your room, there is some food provided. Until then! "So the district, THAT was the worst case scenario!

The worst case scenario is that it gets assigned a personal maid? Problems, the people ...

Some courses they had been running behind him and still no word. "I'm Grimmjow. And you? "He began.

The logical connection between sentences 1 and 2 ... is not existent. Of which, of course, except IC-gloss appearance since Grimmjows.

"Miu Miu ... Aisaki." "Aha. * Cough * Nice to meet you. "" II-I also. "She replied. Back at her room before he told something about Las Noches and disappeared.

"Aha cough asterisk asterisk nice to meet you." - Who welcomes new people today is not so? ! And what a guide told her Grimmjow is also not important, important is only that:

"Actually, he is very cute ... but maybe I know him still nic. Higher? What is that? "Wondered Miu and lifted the book to lay on the ground.

clear Yes, you are taken away from his world, humiliated by ominous traitors, but one with no thought of escape but rather longs after any type.
As the book did herteleportiert is clear by the note it, because it's Miu-Sue-chan's diary that Shiner Gin has just taken time out of the Soul Society because he wanted there as a traitor simply times can march in and out.

Dragonia, Ulquiorra and co.

How could she survive that?

a traces), to avoid being killed
b) eat
c)
breathe and not to forget ...

d sleep)!

"HE! MIU! MIIIIIUUUU! Open the door here is someone for you! "It was Grimmjow ..." Grimmjow ... "she thought.

nice that they have the times noted, otherwise the reader confused. ! And as maid Grimmjow is so dear, he has also brought her a special treat - a Ulquiorra!

"Good morning. I have washed your Shinigamikleidung. "Said the slightly smaller man

* snort snort *


addition to maid! Grimmjow also a Laundry Service! Ulquiorra? All right.

"Ky? Holy shit! WHO GOT ME THE CLOTHES THAT ENOUGH? WHO WAS THE HELL FOR? "

for yourself. Last chapter. My goodness, how can you please dress while not realize that it is something completely different than usual? * Headdesk *

"Ne was Harribel. (But Halibel but is also a man, as we know since last chapter!) And Besides others see ... well from it. "Grimmi admitted comment. "WA?" She ran to the mirror that hung in her room and looked at himself. A pair of pants about it like a coat and had a T-shirt
with cutout.

Grimmjow known to spread like compliments. And nice that Miu with a pair of pants as a jacket over a t-shirt with cut-out. This must be the new Hueco Mundo his fall collection!
After Madame has complained about the color follows a confused paragraph, with a few quotes certainly would not hurt:

"You get back your zanpakutō now. Exactly! Where was your sword? "I come with aufallefälle." To be done again in the hall and behind it one of the men and Grimmjow.

The Sue has not only failed to notice that she wears very different things, but not that it lacks the weapon. Of course, if you were kidnapped and wakes up in an unknown area, where everyone is armed, do not you check yourself if you still has his sword ...

Aizen throws back her sword and she presents her two baby sitters.

A final you can go from Aizen and Ulquiorra and Grimmjow dragged them somewhere.

Unfortunately the two do not take somewhere in the desert, but
them with a training session. (Ulquiorra and Grimmjow are also so close friends.) This keeps the delicate Sue not natural, and works together.

"MIU" She was only with the Grimmjow in his arms and carried her down to dan and put them to sleep quickly.

Um clear. She gets "only" that she falls asleep (again). Voltage!

you woke up and shock! How long had she slept? "
Kyu ... that dream ... and I and Grimmjow ... ('ne flower meadow, five happy children, a unicorn and a rainbow ~!) knocking "knock. "Hoe? Herrein. "

An ominous woman gives birth to something that looks like a piece of paper! What can it be? A note about ...?

you let him jump out of bed and ran as the yellow flash of Konoha (* headdesk *) down the hallway into the room where they all stood and watched. "WHERE IS Dragonia" she screamed and jumped up to Aizen but before they are put Ulquiorra. Aizen smiled and told her where her sword, forgot how they went there to where it was. Grimmjow accompanied her. "SAIZEL"

Okay ... who by looking at the tangled mess still, respect. Like a gassing can run, however, and as irreverent, this comparison is, why it decreases their sword first, then return, and then decreases again, maybe you learn in the next part ~