Old Stove Vent In My House

casualty

title of the story: accident
Author: noda
Fandom: Bleach

The plot: Rukia is passed. Also, it is sex education in motion.
Positives: spelling is good, correct direct speech, present form is maintained consistently
Negatives: Extremely short declarative sentences, punctuation, consists only of points, points, and points again. All the characters are OOC.

extract from the poetic masterpiece: "We've got better I said too late and we had to run to school. We were already. We had only to cross another intersection. Rukia was in the middle as a vice on them. Rukia stood rooted to the spot. I've done it in the last minute it from the path of the truck to get. The idiot is not even moved aside. "

exposures which are for beginners, so we jump forward rather just head into the fray! Rukia and Ichigo, who are on their way to school bitchen, on just who was more of them in the bathroom when ...

Before she could speak her sentence to the end of a truck honking going on. Rukia is in the middle of the road. The truck driver honks further but makes no attempt to evade or zubremsen. She stands just shocked. Ichigo will make a quick decision. Runs on the street and manages at the last second and Rukia get shut out of the path of the truck.

Rukia is indeed known to be blind, stupid and has no reflections. Moreover, it is nice of Ichigo, he quickly decides to save her, and not previously questioned nor his senior staff for advice.

"Say you have them all yet. Just like on the road to run. "the man said" Hey. They shout around here is not so. You could also slow down or avoid. "Ichigo Is back just as sour as the driver. "Why should I avoid. She could watch better. This small - "Ichigo's wrist crack. He goes to the man lying on the floor with wide eyes. His cheek is adorned with a large red spot of Ichigo's fist. While he was still shocked on the floor and sits wide-eyed look at Ichigo, Rukia, he goes on to help her to her feet, takes her and his bag and leaves.

How you see are exclamation and question marks no longer necessary today. We can finally give his emotions very well nonverbal expression, as we demonstrated here Ichigo beautiful. And what ever have his wrists, it sounds unhealthy. Moreover, it's great that the truck driver sitting on can go Rukia! Artists! Truck driver!

Both decide not to go to school. Rukia's face still shows no emotion. Slowly he begins to care for them. Rukia sees her brother Byakuya just to confuse similar. Her face is emotionless. Ichigo Rukia's sister wonders how Hisana endure it with Byakuya or whether it was just as he was. "Rukia." No answer "Rukia." Still no "Hey Rukia. He-"Before he can continue to speak it collapses. Rukia before touching the ground, he catches it. "Hey Rukia, what's going on. Say something. "He tapped gently on the cheek, but no emotion.

Very nice, that Ichigo NOW until it begins to worry about them. Great is also that during the worry-be-still time, has to worry about Rukia's family upside down. And even if they go to school, why he does not then just go home instead of silly to stand around and wait for it fall over?

appeared To make matters worse on Renji. "ICHIGO! WHAT YOU DID WITH EMPLOYEES Rukia! "" Now's not so roaring around. I've done nothing. "Renji and Ichigo and Renji look at each other reaches for Zabimaru.

Um, yes, choleric! Renji falls just happen out of the sky or something. And obviously he needs all the capslock and exclamation mark for themselves, leaving the poor Ichigo no more (different is its incredibly lethargic reaction not really explained).

"Ugh" Ichigo looked at Rukia and shake gently. But she does not wake. They both decide to 4th to bring division. So you can be helped.

Fourth Division - As they be helped!
There is always a good idea to churn a potentially injured first powerfully. Shake it!

In the 4th Division is the devil going on. Many injured people are in the treatment rooms and members of the 4th Division criss-cross to to treat the injured.

Would be interesting to know where are all the injured. Kendo practice session of the Eleventh unit? Laboratory accident in the Twelfth? Salmonella poisoning in the cafeteria?
Here is a wonderfully redundant part: You see Kotetsu Isane, although they do not. In the next sentence she noticed it but still. Hurrah! In any case of Rukia Unohana Isane and supplies.

Unohanna insured Ichigo and Renji, Rukia that nothing else is missing. Your body only has a great adrenalin rush all his Energy resources consumed. You just have to rest a bit then she would be better.

* headdesk *
has Wherever Unohana studied medicine, hopefully, comes not forth my doctor! In addition, this Statement Shinigami's just totally crazy, because they ultimately have no body, could produce the adrenaline ...
When asked what the reason for this (release was llig) stupid reaction from Rukia's body, Ichigo responds with this pearl of the elliptical style (note the missing verbs):

"Well that's hard to explain. We've got better I said too late and we had to run to school. We were already. We only had to cross an intersection. Rukia was in the middle as a vice on them. Rukia stood rooted to the spot. I've done it in the last minute it from the path of the truck to get. The idiot is not even moved aside. "

* headdesk * However,
Rukia is released after two days of the Fourth Division (because a lack of adrenaline Unohana is of course much more difficult to cure, as completely into its component parts, dismantled or Shinigami Arrancar). Ichigo wants to be forgiven as soon as possible from the Soul Society (which is why he there still rumgelungert know any) go to Kenpachi and Byakuya out of the way (of course did not realize that his sister adrenaline deficiency suffers fatal), but Rukia dragged him out of flimsy grounds to the property of the Kuchiki clan. Byakuya want them stays here overnight, as Espadas be in the real world.

Rukia is the night awake in bed. Ichigo She is not out of my head. He has them from two days ago saved to be run over. But her mind she can not continue rising as Ichigo in her door and door frame appears. He comes slowly up to her and stops in front of her. Ichigo slowly bends down to her and puts his lips on hers. Her eyes widened, but they soon closed them again and enjoy the kiss. But as soon as Ichigo is as fast as he is also gone. Before he leaves, however, through the door, he turns his head to her and said three words to her, she has never heard of him. "I love you."

Aww ... this scene Simply beautiful and romantic, which I will not spoil with my comments. And, do not. What the damn Ichigo drives still in the Soul Society? What is he doing in the House of Kuchikis? Why is this paragraph of something cheesy and clichéd?

Rukia jumps up and runs after Ichigo. She travels the door to her room and slams into him. There he remained to see at her door.

Haha, Rukia can travel on doors! Whether it works as with flying carpets?
also still a compliment to the successful sentence construction.
The following is a well corny love letter from Rukia, then kissed with fire, passion and desire, and then ... then the Canon abused:

Rukia gets out of her bedside table a CD player and small speakers. Presses play.

Yes, of course, CD-player in the Soul Society. Especially in the Kuchiki estate. * Headdesk *
Following is a wonderfully kitschy lyrics, then wrrrrrrrrrrroom, a time-warp again

That night changed in their lives from scratch. Especially after three months. Rukia is back in the fourth Division brought. This time of Byakuya and Ichigo. She visits her brother as she collapses. Unohanna-Taichou investigated and it has good news for Rukia and Byakuya and bad for Ichigo.

Naaa, what will it be? I offer the distinguished audience the opportunity to open Quicktime!

Is Rukia

a) really a man?
b) suffering from incurable adrenaline income?
c) suffering from incurable OOCness?
or d) ...

Rukia is pregnant.

Woow, who would have thought? (That makes no sense technically, the canon was sometimes to be seen.)

The sealed Ichigo death. The next day he wakes up in the 4th Division, and can only remember a pitch acidic Byakuya.

Note: If you're dead, you get into the Fourth Division. Fourth Division = Nirvana?
Rukia wakes up anyway at his bedside and pressed him a picture of the child in his hand.

sets slowly in his head together a picture. Rukia Byakuya child. "WHAT !!!!! But-But-But can only "sex is: we have but-Oh God he is so angry" Even by

So, Ichigo, now time for those who had no sex education at school. woman are already pregnant! Well, again what learned!
And now get ready for another leap in time, whuui ~!

Six years have passed since then. Rukia has brought a healthy baby girl to the world.

, because thank God, is more deadly adrenaline income in childhood.

early In the morning the two are aroused. You need to a meeting in the Soul Society. But there is a problem. Their daughter.

Yay, it must be a great family so, in which the daughter is also affectionately called "the problem" mentioned.

Rukia wanted to keep honor in her sister and her daughter was named after her. Hisana. The small Hisana has the hair color of her mother. The eyes, however, the aunt of the great Hisana, purple. Hisana has inherited not only the body of her father but also his thick skull.

Rukia's eyes are not even purple? However, the girl I'm really sorry if you have the physique of a man as a woman that is certainly not so nice. In any case, is "the problem" unbelievable on its loving uncle, and therefore skin off his babysitters Ishida and Inoue to come into the Soul Society (as this is also hires a damn likely she'll beam , or so).

The meeting lasts for three solid hour. There you go again to the same subject Aizen. Ichigo would prefer now somewhere on the beach. Others drink rum sake or just quiet in one place.

This is called discipline. It is so important in the meeting only to see the destruction of the world, so nothing. Aizen if not managed in six years the world has to take over, is finally assumed that he never purchased.

The meeting is interrupted as per the 1st of a Shinigami Division comes in and holds something under his arm. Small Hisana.

something = the problem = the small Hisana

The freed himself and ran purposefully sent to their uncle. Not even their parents with a look appreciatively.

This would I do not, if my parents would consider me only as an irritating problem ...

follows Finally, a paragraph in which Byakuya is heavy emotions reported, because only with the small and Hisana problem-Hisana could and can he share his true feelings (for me it all sounds very serious, namely, so as Byakuya could not keep his wife and his niece apart. Eew.) and the rest of the world must be ice cold ...

And that's it again with our highly informative educational hour. When you connect to high adrenaline levels Suffer you to avoid extreme sports and consult their doctor or pharmacist. Also you may already be pregnant by sex: And do not forget!