Genital Wart Turned Black

From labbernden pigs and lamenting Sues

title of the story: I am a Shinigami Me Out of Here!
Author: Sasoja_Mitare
Fandom: Bleach

The incredibly boring and uneventful Plot: Chronic snoring nose Miu Aisaki from the third division is kidnapped by Gin to Hueco Mundo. The real reason is no matter where it is to subdue love interest!

The anti-quality of the characters: Miu Aisaki is so exciting like a glass of warm tap water, and spends her time with sleep and mainly fall in impotence. Grimmjow is mutated into a characterless plush kittens. Ulquiorra, Aizen and Gin are completely OOC.

+: partially acceptable expression
+: Spelling by and large, in order
+ / -: The characters are so OOC that it is not in the least to the original recall
-: Confused rates
-: Kommataabszenz
-: repetitions
-: The Sueigkeit increased
-: CAPSLOCK!

Click here for Part I , Part II and Part III .

Another day, another enemy


you woke up next to him. This he. "Yes you are! Evil up I think." She whispered. Grimmjow was still asleep. "Sweet."

Sweet or evil, its on so close together, as one can get confused ever!

The Sue leaves her cute Hasimausischatzi a note and made off.

"Aisaki san." heard it after she walked out of the room and slipped on Sayzels laboratory. She turned around in horror. "AA-Aizen. What are you doing here? "" I may sometimes have off. Or is it? "

Poor, poor Aizen, so busy with the forging of world conquest plans, that the leisure stays entirely on the track! And if you then five minutes for a coffee break begrudge, we will promptly of any daherentführten angepflaumt subordinates that they had not simply move freely within his own fortress!

a huge Reiatsuschwall fell upon them they had to go to their knees.

"LET THEM REST IN DU dirty little BASTARD!" Cried the Grimmjow stood in front of them and the way to it shut. Where does the only? "Grimmjow-kun." They have brought out until they broke.

impotence of Sue, the forty-third! Capslock, too much! This being so
helps very little, if anyone is in front of you, especially since Grimmjow would collapse under Aizen's spiritual pressure as well. However, I am really glad that teleportation! DashingHero! Grimmjow not Grimmji-kun means.

The Sue wakes up in Grimmjows room again and find our favorite prop in this Fanfic, a piece of paper (paper have more screen time than Harribel and Szayel together!) Of gin, which states that "Grimmjow-san" is in the hospital wing , after which Sue will immediately rush to his side.

Bruises, blood. "Grimmjow," she cried. "Do not worry, he'll get over it." She turned around. "You ... you ... YOU SILLY ASSHOLE! I KILL YOU! "When she approached him, threw he simply gone. "I ..." she reeled himself up, "I will protect him at all costs," she suggested to him before they could land a hit he took out his sword.

He, the mysterious stranger who has lost his name! But it is reassuring to know that Grimmjow will not die of blue spots (where he has her is a mystery to me anyway, is ultimately no Reiatsu Boxdisziplin).
(The obligatory capslock I let time stand so easy.)

"Pin up, Dragonia "sparks everywhere. "I will defeat you and protect him," You broke wiedermal and spat blood. "What have you done to me?" "I'm with my Reiatsu your stomach hurt barley, and now you spit blood." "I can not manage it." Miu thought itself. "I told you ..." the blue crested stood on the "thou SHALT BE ALONE!" You looked over to him and was not able to stop. You Stoch two swords in Aizen's belly. "You stupid-" "Well one should "both toppled over.

... We are talking already of the Aizen, yes? Sousuke Aizen the who speaks without recitation Kidou at level 99, the ultimate super-Kidou zanpakutō, has a Stu butterfly is ex-commander and alone with his Reiatsu bring blood to the stomachs all can force the knees? But of course Sue is much better than he can and just impale him like that, because they cheer their beloved pussycats (note the capslock), she's so special ~!

The Sue wakes up after again later on. Grimmjow tells her that she had again been lucky (which is cottage cheese, because if Aizen will be injured in fact by a subordinate, he would send him certainly not to the infirmary. He is the goddamn boss in this fortress, who doubts him / him anzickt / attacking him is almost certainly as good as dead).

"Grimmjow ...." she lowered her gaze. He came up to her and sobbed and read fall on the bed. "I still need you! Now you can not make the spoon! "

... Grimmjow is crying. All right. He is also a totally effeminate mama's boy, that's always only looking for love, understanding, and especially after a compassionate heart ... and I mean absolutely literally.





The shortest way to a woman's heart is Grimmjow Jaegerjaques fist '!

Grimmjow closes the door, then turned in seconds to almost back-in-character Grimmjow:

He turned around and this spiteful, lüsternde spirited look came to light. He walked slowly up to her and said. "Today. Clock to eight. With you until then. "Whoosh. He was gone. "What does he want?? Well first what I eat now ~ "fluting she went into the kitchen and fetched ne chocolate.

is very obviously the best running through the closed door. Ouch. And that the first reaction of Sue after a near fatal collision with the most dangerous man in this fortress in the go-kitchen-and-chocolate-munching , is indeed more than understandable. Because in Hueco Mundo definitely chocolate.

Grimmjow dances in time to rendezvous, and warned of the Sue, not to fall over the cable. Because the boy but is a clumsy way he moves them immediately on the nose. We also have a reunion with one of my personal Lieblingsneologismen in this fanfic:

"Hatatata. What are you doing? "

The Sue explained that they for the Nobel Prize in stupidity research and has borrowed equipment from "Sayzel. And since it is the yellow flash of Konoha we know, she cleans the room in such a short time that Grimmjow is not unaware of it. It really is not the fastest, the boy.

It follows once again Rumgeknutsche that Sue assaults on Grimmjows pants and then gives us one of the most romantic love confessions of all time:

. I love him "she thought before to tamper with his boxer shorts made.

You're gonna like it, so it's love and not rape, right?

spent together after a passionate night is the culmination and conclusion (! The gross mischief s theory of Sue as Fem Starrk gives a whole new meaning):

"Thanks." Sa uselte Grimmjow before he fell asleep. A smile crossed her face, and snuggled up to him ... and dreams of the meadows with flowers and him.

OMG that Sue is actually a transvestite! A dreaming of flowers, meadows, ponies and unicorns Transvestite!

Goodbye Grimmjow , bye Canon.


Grimmjow knew everything. Their plan to escape. Even now, he understood WHY they wanted to go. Again they went through everything. Ulquiorra, Grimmjow and Miu were ready to pull it through. But as they wanted to make a crack unnoticed in the air without enddeckt zuwerden this? This should be something! After all, they could not do more in their rooms. Nerve!

Grimmjow is just like that of limited, just unbelievable. The "crack in the air" Garganta is the way and is a gateway to another dimension (Bleach is your friend!).

Since last night was not even Aizen sooo loving as he was before.

How strange, after having stabbed him with their great swords. In his place I would have it, of course immediate Say thank-let me come Strauss and a box of chocolates.

quiet course, and of course Grimmi struck the door so loud as if it just that they get caught! "Stupid bastard," she hissed. "Yes, yes, sorry." He replied. Quietly crept down the hallway all three to the hall.

Grimmjow is indeed simply full of honk.

"And now," said the black-haired, thoroughly embarrassed. "So now we just go through there," done as said. And, it was not surprisingly, Aizen was also there. "Hello Aisaki-san. What do you need? "

I can see, this flight plan is organized and can not simply go wrong.

The next sentences, however, are simply amazing, I am beginning to really gain the impression that this is a troll here:

arg She leaned back and said, "Labbe non pigs Labben also nich "He looked super, ultra evil in before he got up and went to her and asked," And what do you do both with her? Grimmjow and Ulquiorra? "

Super, ultra-evil? Babbling pigs? Seriously now! Grimmjow and Ulquiorra

prove to be a master of excuses by be disguised as a stalker! bodyguard and walkers. Aizen still has a brain cell left, smells fraud and draws his sword. Sue can also go waste any time and jumps haphazardly. Of course it draws on the most popular of the traditional Sue-fighting techniques: insult your opponent until he is really pissed off:

"Dan, it's time! LOS GRIEF AT ME! OR DO YOU WANT TO DIE as a coward, "she provoked him.
(...)
This went on for quite a while until Aizen sword freed "shatter! Kyoka Suigetsu, "and she opened her eyes and watched as his sword turned.

Fail. Aizen's sword is a Kidou-zanpakutō . His ability is the full hypnotizing all who see his transformation. will Full hypnosis, that is in plain text that Aizen can do with your mind what to do. He has faked his death, moreover, in the manga. Is not as if this would be a random fact, the times you can just about see it.

But I forgot that Sue is so special. And when they now you Sword releases, there is naturally a power-up to your doorstep:

The whole Arrancar disappeared uniform and their Shinigamikleidung was suddenly there! And a very long light purple scarf around her neck. As with Grimmjow, purple under her eyes to the rear of the hair. Dragon wings and matching tail came into view. She opened her eyes and slit eyes could see. "How do you see the like?" Aizen brought out even more to it with a blazing speed coming towards him. "So my dear fighters look Taicho"

SUE THE TRANSFORMATION! Epic, epic. And the poor little Aizen has indeed never been something frightening like a mature Sue must see I have quite sorry for him.

The Sue skin Aizen against a wall and give him the rest by Capslock cry. Gin emerged from the plot holes-Nirvana again but not to help his commander, but for the Sue befitting to say goodbye. Grimmjow promises to Sue, they come to visit in Seireitei. Why not just complete the heroic trio runs off into the Soul Society, no one knows at least it's more than likely that Aizen them for their treason to minced meat is processed.

Now, even Grimmjow started to cry. "Sorry Miu but I'm really not in the mood now to hide meien feelings!" She looked at him kindly. "Ciao Gin! Ulquiorra bye! Goodbye Grimmjow! "Were the last few words until they went through this huge black crack. She heard one last "Forget me not, MIU," and Dan was already the plan, and she ran. Until they could not, on the other side, where there was a light at the end of the tunnel, they arrived. "Home ..."

Ah yes, the light at the end of the tunnel ... Crybaby! Grimmjow and kind! Sue I leave it uncommented times.

dannach survival ...

The Sue comes back in Seireitei and is welcomed by all commanders and deputy commanders. It is very important after all! You have searched the whole time not for her! There also are all your friends, just like it does anyone. Paradox! The Commandant-General, it is unnecessary to check whether she is a traitor, perhaps. She is Sue teh, absolutely trustworthy, and so on. Sue tells her not-but-still-friends about their experiences and are focusing again on their core strength:

"home. Home at last, "she stormed into the bedroom threw herself on the bed and buried her face into the pillow.

She turned around and looked at the ceiling. "Whether he keeps what he said?" Went through her head. "Of course," she turned on her side. "He but is Grimmjow! "last thought before she fell asleep.

Oh, how I missed it. Narcolepsy! Sue is back!

It follows a three-week time jump that Sue is back in the third unit. That is, the work is not described. Much more important after all, is this:

home. Again it. She showered and put on her nightgown. Only one stretch and it made distortion. The window was destroyed again! Miu winced and turned to who that was? "Grimmjow." She said. "You'd also better than me NEN key can leave! So true! "Laughing, he went up to her. "Nice to see you're here." She said and hugged him. "I am but Grimmjow. I will be so again. So be careful of you. Apropo hello from Ulquiorra and Gin. "

Aaw how beautiful this is. Aizen of course has nothing at all, however, that his people just go merrily to Seireitei. The Soul Society also has no problem with the fact that their enemies rausmaschieren pure and to visit their love affairs. Ultimately but it is simply a beautiful fluffy world. The whole drama and fuss battle in this series after all, only minor matter! The last chapter, we still sweetened by a great degree dialog:

Miu: "So people! Thanks to you the you have read Carmen's FF! Such a beautiful day! I'll beat Grimmjow from now. Muhahahahaha * * "

Grimmjow:" Of course I still love and other greetings to you. Sun Miu we go "

kaaleo," I I agree with Grimmjow, the best for you. While our hearted lovers will now play in fields of flowers I will hammer out my desk again. Thank you for reading, you probably had, and may cross your path does not Sues "