Guest Charger Problems

From Sexykei and Sue

title of the story: I am a Shinigami Me Out of Here!
Author: Sasoja_Mitare
Fandom: Bleach

The incredibly boring and uneventful Plot: Chronic snoring nose Miu Aisaki from the third division is kidnapped by Gin to Hueco Mundo. The real reason is no matter where it is to subdue love interest!

The anti-quality of the characters: Miu Aisaki is as exciting as a glass of tepid tap water, and spends her time with sleep and mainly fall in impotence. Grimmjow is mutated into a characterless plush kittens. Ulquiorra, Ichigo and Gin are completely OOC.

+: partially acceptable expression
+: Spelling by and large, in order
+ / -: The characters are so OOC that it is not in the least to the Original remember
-: Confused rates
-: Kommataabszenz
-: repetitions
-: The Sueigkeit increased
-: CAPSLOCK!

Click here for Part I and Part II.

sun, beach and fun entlich

After all the terrible tragedies of the last two parts we can here so entlich forward to fun, yay! Thus the chapter begins with a wonderful time specification:

Nya next morning. Grimmjow was still asleep beside her. They woke him up carefully, and jumped down to Aizen and made a proposal.

She jumps out of bed to Aizen down? Does he sleep in bunk beds under it? And therefore, the "beautiful night" experienced? Or can Aizen for Las Noches simply not afford a floor?

"From what asshole was this proposal?" Murmured Saizel. (...) "I bring something of the order which it says he was"

Shapely time jump and a fantastic cliffhanger.
And so stupid, in fact, after this announcement to admit that it was his idea can still be nobody at all ... where:

! "I WAS THE" cried a woman's voice.

* headdesk *

I'm always surprised at how narrow-mindedness is predictable. And welcomes the new character in this fanfic, female voice!

It was MIU!

No Shit, who would have expected only?

"That's me!" She beamed, and already they had arrived in the real world. Beach, sun and water. Aizen looked happy and spread out a towel. Gin jumped around excitedly.

"Good suggestion, Miu-chaan ~," he gushed.

* headdesk *
Yeah exactly, Aizen can be traced from the Sue persuaded to take a trip to the beach with his elite army kindergarten troops. He has nothing else to do when speaking of world conquest plans, and so time apart. To Infantil! Bounce around like! Flute! Gin external I prefer not even. (Tousen is apparently somewhere in Nirvana.)

all flourished together for joy, fun and ... Sexykei-Sun.

* headdesk *
You see it even before you? As all these Arrancar joyful in Sexy Jutsu! Sexykei! Sun bounce around and kill each other sing praises to Sue? Yes they are all so positive beings.

"Ho?" Wondered Miu. "This is a wave of Zabimaru. And Reiatsureste of Matsumuto! "Excited she was looking around like a bloodhound and found so few (namely a few dead bodies, a cucumber, the love of her life, the Holy Grail, but unfortunately no sense of Badfics) .

Beagle! Sue! And as cats lose hair everywhere, so Matsumoto loses just a little Reiatsu! Super glue. That, however, Renji loses part of his weapon, but I find it alarming. The same applies to the Morale Hofgarden when they send in the middle of an all-decisive war their best officers just in the beach holiday ...

And a note on the door to a small house. (...) was on the list:

For the next coming over here. The ice machine does not work! Maybe it was already repaired who knows. Until then and even more fun here! LG Ichigo.

double * headdesk *
Sure, Ichigo, the hero of the chat abbreviation. And the unnecessary Anglicisms. And I am sure that the ice machine not repaired by itself, has the good boy would have had better report to the owner of the hut.

Oh my goodness they were all here! And she was not there! (Tempusfail!) Defiantly they blew up a jaw this burst came from the blue shed.

Grimmjow want the Sue keeps him at the games in the water company.

"What a delight!" When black shorts with red dog paws on the side. Sweet but also somewhere childish.

... I see it visually in front of me.



The ice machine has obviously but even repaired what the Sue cry:

She began to cry. "Everybody was there ..." she clenched her hands.
you wanted so glad we'll see Kira in shorts.

Duuuh. So it's no problem for her that she has been abducted , apparently no one of Seireitei is looking for her and she of Evil! Overlord! Aizen being bullied, no, but that they smexy Kira can not see in shorts already. * Headdesk *

All were crew from the Huce Mundo Volleyball there.
They dived, swam, jumped, played ball with NEM showed up each other and dislocated his laughter.

Yep, sounds exactly for a single group of fighters who were only created to kill them.

"Getsuga Tensho!" BOOOOOM! It was a huge Blue Dingsada crashed into the water.

BOOOOOOM! FINAL TENSHO CAPSLOCK!
The exact description of Ichigo's attack as "Gizmo" is phenomenal.

"ICHIGOOO" she screamed.
"Do I know you?" A Wutfalte did on and devoured all the abused characters. End . Aizen said, "Nice to see you too, we once again see Korusaki-san." UP! Ichigo's me! " (...) " MIU! MIU AISAKI "

CAAAAAAPSLOOOOOCK!
Aizen And apparently has a severe sunburn, as it: has
a) forgot the name of his favorite research object Ichigo
b) prohibit itself again from the mouth can Sue

(...)
"I was kidnapped." "WOW! Since when can you talk to me in thought? "" Face. I was kidnapped. Basta. (...) "

Toll, Sue is special. And Ichigo has infected her with Capslock suffering.
Grimmjow even begin to behave in character, for he tried to pounce on Ichigo with the other to stop him. It really is only one of its enemies, the one can not attack it!

" (...) I take you with me, the others are waiting for you! They miss you even! All "" Really? I do not know that I like them. "" I love you too, now come with me I can not let up on them! "

Moooment. We are reminded of the fact sheet:

" and her friends Kira, Gin, Toushiro, Ichigo Grimmjow and later as part Ulquiorra love them above all else. "

inferiority complex! But Sue refuses to come along with Ichigo, as" could happen for other i-what "when they do not pay attention to them. Arrancar are also simply dependent! Ichigo skin anyway again.

"HEE! MIU BANG YOU HAVE? HOW YOU CAN ONLY TALK WITH SONEM? "Yelled Grimmjow" I know the MAYBE? "She replied to Grimmji. They still had to smile.

OMG CAPSLOCK OVERLOAD!
And Grimmjow to scream so loud that he can not make even more records. But can Special! Sue smile and cry simultaneously. Yeah.
Aizen cheerful kindergarten troop spends some quality time on the beach and then make our way back. Then we close the chapter from traditionally:

dead tired much they go to bed and dreamed of Seireitei and friends ...


I will go back!

So, there we have the final chapter traditionally have left, we begin the next as well: the Sue struggles with getting up. successfully stood up to the reader then expects this:

"Sha-lala istugakito Bukowa te nisuuunda. Shanannana munenisoto buka ... "again taught her the song that Hitsugaya.

GNARGH! * Headdesk *
Sure, Hitsugaya Toshirou has displayed in his office 'nen TV and runs weekly purely Naruto Shippuuden. And brings his rip-off songs at the Miu - now, at this moment in Hueco Mundo.

you wanted to go back. Back to all whom she loved but what about Grimmjow? She shook her head until she walked through the long corridors of Las Noches.

Special! Sue can move by head shaking! Man, that's cool!

knocked it arrived outside his room. Knock knock. It made the on to which they hoped he would open.

Well, who should otherwise open the door? The Holy Spirit? The Cookie Monster? The non-existent Housekeeper Las Noches'?

The Ulquiorra asks Sue if he would leave a loved one.

"Tough question. I can you feel bad, I say no man or whatever the left may I have .. (...) I have not encountered such a person ... "He smiled now for a mini moment! "But I want to encounter such a person!" She looked at him as if he were the Emperor of China.

Sure, Ulquiorra, our temperament, bolts, smiles at the Sue and he is the Emperor of China!

Ulquiorra asks what the question should stupid, and Sue explains that she really likes him.

(...) she grinned and he was slightly pink.

Grimmjow is first red, and now Ulquiorra - that must be an epidemic OOC! The poor Cuarta Espada is so confused that he thinks broken sentences:

I like you really did not even knew he had something never heard of irgendeiem thing ever!

The Sue goes back to the throne room.

"Gin! I need you times fast! "" Oke-Aisaki chaaan (...) What do you need him? "
" I want to know where is Grimmjow. "Aso is in the training hall." , "THANK YOU" she cried, and flizte it.

This was probably one of the most profound conversations in the history of fanfiction.

The Grimmjow asks Sue if he would forgive her walking.

"Go. Wohi to these re-shinigami? " "Yes. I love you this is me in the clear! But ... I also want to get back to my friends. "
" I know that you want to go back. And I also know that you love me but ... I do dan? I will not spoil that WITHOUT YOU! "

Grimmjow clearly suffers from the Stockholm syndrome. Since he is raped by Sue, and now he can not let them go. And it has also infected him with their capslock's disease - the poor man!

Sueopfer # 2, formally known as Ulquiorra, mixes a well.

"Ulquiorra ... Grimmjow ..." she whispered before she began to cry, and both said what they felt for the two. Both Ulquiorra Grimmjow as now understood why it was so as it was. They approached and spoke with her Miu ... but first she had to handle all that said the two ...

The Sue reverts to its cure - sleep over it. I am dying gradually to the question of which day-night cycle, the Sue, if it manages only an estimated two hours without sleep.
Toll is also that clarifying this discussion the reader is denied. But we now expect the long overdue and substantial part of all Mary-Sue-Badfics: I present to you the dramatic history!

past ...


She knew she would lose him ... not only because she loved him but also because they are in Las Noches feeling well.

Aaahja, she will lose him because she loves him? Sue is the curse?

"I want to go back but at the same time wants to stay here! I ... I ... I can not and will not decide between two sides, "After the fact they went through the endless corridors.

Well, that's bad luck as well. You can not have your cake and eat it, too, Sue! And slippers "for facts" through programs has never solved problems!

even heard a couple of steps they curse someone.
"Grimmmjow."
Hai Miu! I knew that you ever get out of bed, "he cried joyful. With grinning Face she said, "But I can not sleep through the whole day! Who do you know who I am? "

DENIAL! You are doing the good, long, whole day nothing else sleep!

hall. Great Hall. Nothing was more important to her as friends and himself. Grimmjow. Matsumoto. Hitsugaya. Kira. Gin. Ulquiorra. All people on whom they depended very much. And they do not want to hurt. She just wanted the one she respected.

set. Strange sentence. Name dropping deluxe. And Sue can not decide again, whether they have friends and love is, or has to fight for respect.

The Sue thinks back on her time at the Shinigami Academy.

Back then, when you have blasphemed about them yet because of their weight. Because of their appearance. All this time she was irritated. She did not know why all this did to her. But dan he came. Kira Izuru. Miu knew him say to all the others: "Leave her alone!"

Ooh, Sue Hansel trauma and to-the-rescue Kira!! Heartwarming.

replaced after completion of their examinations to Sue a letter:

love Miu Aisaki,

I want you to me / us in the 3rd Gotei come. Your call.

your gin.

Aha, gin recruited so each member of his division with a personal letter contact. And apparently he likes to use the plural Majestatis. Like Sue, however, has saved his life (remember, they got a bed for them!) We do not know, because the flashback is to an end.

Grimmjow did to her. This view. This body. The temperament and character. Quick-tempered, quarrelsome.

Incredibly, that sounds really something after Grimmjow, as occurs in the Canon! FUCK YEAH!

you frightened. Someone put his hand on her shoulder. ! Grimmjow, Ulquiorra " (...)
Ulquiorra said in a calm tone:" We know everything. You can still come to us. " (...)
" He Miu! You are important to us ... me, I can not but you look like you crying! "Labberte the blue shed.

The Sue gets a Freudentränenheulkrampf, and then ... DRAMA:

"Thank you guys," she was still out until she fainted.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is assumed Betting: What is the reason for Mius impotence?

a) malnutrition?
b) pregnancy?
c) fracture of the Reiatsusiegels?
d) fatigue?

"Well, what good? Were probably too tired. "

... okay, the Sue obviously suffers from the sleeping sickness. For otherwise this quark can not be explained.

She jumped off the bed and ran to Grimmjow umklamerte him as if to crush him. "He Miu (...) do not you kill me, right?" A sardonic smile on his lips hop. Miu said, "Yes. I love you. "

Aaah, that explains the rate at the start of the chapter! Sue really kill everyone they love!

It follows Rumgeknutsche, and this time is a terrible fact also made:

He was indeed raped, literally!

At least we are spared another fortunately. The chapter ends in any case traditionally used to: The Sue falls asleep.

Whether the Sue is also times when awake, and how these tragic Three Eick relationship is probably going to end, you learn in the next and last part. Sleep well: until then!